The Vampire Diaries review – 5×05: ‘Monster’s Ball’

Is Damon (Ian Somerhalder) losing his place in Elena's (Nina Dobrev) heart already

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Between lovers two thousand years ago, to delinquent werewolf boyfriends, to mothers and daughters, the women of The Vampire Diaries are struggling with their hurt in ‘Monster’s Ball’. Let’s bitch it out…

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×04: ‘For Whom The Bell Tolls’

I will take as much of these two together as I can get. More please

Who knew? Amnesia Stefan (Paul Wesley) turns out to be more entertaining than I would have ever imagined. With a walk down memory lane and another emotional funeral, ‘For Whom The Bell Tolls’ feels like an episode from the early Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×02: ‘True Lies’

True Lies

Even though it is seriously lacking in suspense, the second episode of The Vampire Diaries seems to be finding its groove and get this fifth season off to a pretty steady start. Let’s bitch it out..

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×23: ‘Graduation’

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If there’s one thing that The Vampire Diaries does well, it’s season finales. And the episode to close out the fourth season is no exception: a dead witch, my beloved Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) brought back to life, a dead doppleganger, Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×22: ‘The Walking Dead’

Oh yeah, crush that grotty tombstone. As always Bonnie Bennett (Kat Graham) screws things up in 'The Walking Dead'

Set the wind machine to maximum because Bonnie (Kat Graham) is dropping the veil and that’s not a euphemism. With only one episode of The Vampire Diaries left before the fourth season finale, it’s time to deal with this Silas problem Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×21: ‘She’s Come Undone’

She’s Come Undone

All is right in the world again. Emotionless Elena (Nina Dobrev) is finally gone, Bonnie (Kat Graham) is about to follow-through on a terrible plan, and Silas is still annoying. Things are as they should be in Mystic Falls. Let’s Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×19 : ‘Pictures of You’

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In a ploy designed specifically to toy with my emotions, tonight’s return of The Vampires Diaries saw the return of my beloved Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen). Oh ya, and there was senior prom, schemes revolving around Elena (Nina Dobrev) and a Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×17 : ‘Because The Night’

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There are some things you can always count on and in tonight’s instalment of The Vampire Diaries, we are treated to a few old faithfuls that have come back time and time again over the seasons. However, just because you Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×16: ‘Bring It On’

Bring it On

There used to be some magic to this show… but this week’s episode makes me wonder whether the magic burned up in the Gilbert house with poor Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen). Let’s bitch it out..

The Vampire Diaries review: 4×15 – ‘Stand By Me’

An emotion-less Elena (Nina Dobrev) walks away from everything in 'Stand By Me'

Remember when life was simpler and happier and I still had hope that Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) was still alive? Yeah, me too. But those dreams have been dashed and maybe we can try to mourn this loss together. Let’s Continue reading