The Originals review – 1×06: ‘Fruit Of The Poisoned Tree’

With the Originals struggling to keep one step ahead, Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) plays her role to perfection again this week – her role as a useless trouble magnet, that is. And yet, the Originals continue to fight the good fight Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×05: ‘Sinners and Saints’

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The underlying theme of The Originals is brought to the forefront once more as all paths lead back to family in tonight’s episode: those who have a family, those who want a family, and the lengths to which some will go Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×04: ‘Girl In New Orleans’

As she is now Klaus' (Joseph Morgan) biographer, I guess goody two shoes Camille (Leah Pipes) will be staying around for awhile

With more witches trying to kill the hybrid baby, an all powerful witch with a crush, and the hunt for Elijah (Daniel Gillies) coming to an end, 1×04 proves to be a solid episode. However, it’s the final scene that Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×03: ‘Tangled Up In Blue’

I never turn down an opportunity to see Klaus (Joseph Morgan) in a nice suit

After a lack-luster episode last week, The Originals comes back strong by doing what our immortal Original vampires do best: go to war and attend really cool parties. Let’s bitch it out..

The Originals review – 1×02 : ‘House Of The Rising Son’

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The return of my favourite bitchy original sister, a daggered good guy in the hands of the enemy and the attempted self-inflicted abortion of a magic baby…what more could we ask for? So does the second instalment of this new Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×01: ‘Always And Forever’

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Well… I see what they were trying to do. I’ll give them that. But for those of us that watched the spin-off episode (read: test episode) of The Originals in the last season of The Vampire Diaries, let’s just say Continue reading

The Vampire Diaires review – 4×20: ‘The Originals’

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After this back-door spinoff, I am all in on The Originals. Three of my favourite characters in a compelling city, with a werewolf oopsi-baby and a new villain I can’t help but like? I’m in. Let’s bitch it out…

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×19 : ‘Pictures of You’

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In a ploy designed specifically to toy with my emotions, tonight’s return of The Vampires Diaries saw the return of my beloved Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen). Oh ya, and there was senior prom, schemes revolving around Elena (Nina Dobrev) and a Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×18: ‘American Gothic’

This face changed everything for me this week

It seems the writes of The Vampire Diaries have finally gotten the message: if you want to bring this reviewer back from the edge, bring back one of the only characters I love as much as my dearly departed Jeremy Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×12: ‘A View To A Kill’

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For a second week in a row, The Vampire Diaries pleasantly surprises me and makes me think that we are finally back on track in Mystic Falls. Let’s bitch it out…