The Originals review – 1×06: ‘Fruit Of The Poisoned Tree’

With the Originals struggling to keep one step ahead, Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) plays her role to perfection again this week – her role as a useless trouble magnet, that is. And yet, the Originals continue to fight the good fight Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×05: ‘Sinners and Saints’

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The underlying theme of The Originals is brought to the forefront once more as all paths lead back to family in tonight’s episode: those who have a family, those who want a family, and the lengths to which some will go Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×04: ‘Girl In New Orleans’

As she is now Klaus' (Joseph Morgan) biographer, I guess goody two shoes Camille (Leah Pipes) will be staying around for awhile

With more witches trying to kill the hybrid baby, an all powerful witch with a crush, and the hunt for Elijah (Daniel Gillies) coming to an end, 1×04 proves to be a solid episode. However, it’s the final scene that Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×03: ‘Tangled Up In Blue’

I never turn down an opportunity to see Klaus (Joseph Morgan) in a nice suit

After a lack-luster episode last week, The Originals comes back strong by doing what our immortal Original vampires do best: go to war and attend really cool parties. Let’s bitch it out..

The Originals review – 1×02 : ‘House Of The Rising Son’

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The return of my favourite bitchy original sister, a daggered good guy in the hands of the enemy and the attempted self-inflicted abortion of a magic baby…what more could we ask for? So does the second instalment of this new Continue reading

The Originals review – 1×01: ‘Always And Forever’

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Well… I see what they were trying to do. I’ll give them that. But for those of us that watched the spin-off episode (read: test episode) of The Originals in the last season of The Vampire Diaries, let’s just say Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×01: ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’

Nothing screams COLLEGE quite like laundry hampers

Our babies are all grown up and off to College as The Vampire Diaries kicks off season five. But with the evil Silas posing as Stefan (Paul Wesley), is anyone safe? Let’s bitch it out…

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×23: ‘Graduation’

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If there’s one thing that The Vampire Diaries does well, it’s season finales. And the episode to close out the fourth season is no exception: a dead witch, my beloved Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) brought back to life, a dead doppleganger, Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×22: ‘The Walking Dead’

Oh yeah, crush that grotty tombstone. As always Bonnie Bennett (Kat Graham) screws things up in 'The Walking Dead'

Set the wind machine to maximum because Bonnie (Kat Graham) is dropping the veil and that’s not a euphemism. With only one episode of The Vampire Diaries left before the fourth season finale, it’s time to deal with this Silas problem Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×21: ‘She’s Come Undone’

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All is right in the world again. Emotionless Elena (Nina Dobrev) is finally gone, Bonnie (Kat Graham) is about to follow-through on a terrible plan, and Silas is still annoying. Things are as they should be in Mystic Falls. Let’s Continue reading