The Vampire Diaries review – 5×05: ‘Monster’s Ball’

Is Damon (Ian Somerhalder) losing his place in Elena's (Nina Dobrev) heart already

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Between lovers two thousand years ago, to delinquent werewolf boyfriends, to mothers and daughters, the women of The Vampire Diaries are struggling with their hurt in ‘Monster’s Ball’. Let’s bitch it out…

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×04: ‘For Whom The Bell Tolls’

I will take as much of these two together as I can get. More please

Who knew? Amnesia Stefan (Paul Wesley) turns out to be more entertaining than I would have ever imagined. With a walk down memory lane and another emotional funeral, ‘For Whom The Bell Tolls’ feels like an episode from the early Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×02: ‘True Lies’

True Lies

Even though it is seriously lacking in suspense, the second episode of The Vampire Diaries seems to be finding its groove and get this fifth season off to a pretty steady start. Let’s bitch it out..

The Vampire Diaries review – 5×01: ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’

Nothing screams COLLEGE quite like laundry hampers

Our babies are all grown up and off to College as The Vampire Diaries kicks off season five. But with the evil Silas posing as Stefan (Paul Wesley), is anyone safe? Let’s bitch it out…

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×23: ‘Graduation’

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If there’s one thing that The Vampire Diaries does well, it’s season finales. And the episode to close out the fourth season is no exception: a dead witch, my beloved Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) brought back to life, a dead doppleganger, Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×22: ‘The Walking Dead’

Oh yeah, crush that grotty tombstone. As always Bonnie Bennett (Kat Graham) screws things up in 'The Walking Dead'

Set the wind machine to maximum because Bonnie (Kat Graham) is dropping the veil and that’s not a euphemism. With only one episode of The Vampire Diaries left before the fourth season finale, it’s time to deal with this Silas problem Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×21: ‘She’s Come Undone’

She’s Come Undone

All is right in the world again. Emotionless Elena (Nina Dobrev) is finally gone, Bonnie (Kat Graham) is about to follow-through on a terrible plan, and Silas is still annoying. Things are as they should be in Mystic Falls. Let’s Continue reading

The Vampire Diaires review – 4×20: ‘The Originals’

The Originals

After this back-door spinoff, I am all in on The Originals. Three of my favourite characters in a compelling city, with a werewolf oopsi-baby and a new villain I can’t help but like? I’m in. Let’s bitch it out…

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×19 : ‘Pictures of You’

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In a ploy designed specifically to toy with my emotions, tonight’s return of The Vampires Diaries saw the return of my beloved Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen). Oh ya, and there was senior prom, schemes revolving around Elena (Nina Dobrev) and a Continue reading

The Vampire Diaries review – 4×18: ‘American Gothic’

This face changed everything for me this week

It seems the writes of The Vampire Diaries have finally gotten the message: if you want to bring this reviewer back from the edge, bring back one of the only characters I love as much as my dearly departed Jeremy Continue reading