Category Archives: The White Queen
The White Queen review 1×09: ‘The Princes In The Tower’

The penultimate episode of The White Queen continues the show’s breakneck pace, with uprisings, backstabbing, and collusion to murder two boys. Let’s bitch it out…
The White Queen review – 1×08: ‘Long Live The King’

We open in 1483, ten years after last week’s episode, when the kingdom is at peace and everyone is, frankly, old. Let’s bitch it out…
The White Queen review 1×07: ‘Poison And Malmsey Wine’
The White Queen review – 1×06: ‘Love And Death’

There’s a bit more Death than Love this week, as the episode’s title would suggest. So who’s on the receiving end of each descriptor? Let’s bitch it out…
The White Queen 1×5: War at First Hand

I’m getting whiplash from the revolving Kings. This week, Edward (Max Irons) takes the crown back, Warwick (James Frain) and Henry Stafford (Michael Maloney) die, and the Brothers York make a dubious moral decision. Let’s bitch it out…
The White Queen review – 1×04: ‘The Bad Queen’

A lot happens this week on The White Queen, as the mad King Henry winds back on the throne and Elizabeth (Rebecca Ferguson) gives birth to a baby boy in what appears to be the basement of Westminster Abbey. Let’s Continue reading
The White Queen review – 1×03: ‘The Storm’

After what I’d consider a rather uninspiring series start, this episode is the best so far. Now that we’re familiar with all the main players, “The Storm” allows viewers to experience a rebellion from the widely different viewpoints of various Continue reading
The White Queen review – 1×02: ‘The Price Of Power’

The second episode of STARZ’s The White Queen reinforces my belief that becoming a queen would just be too much work. All of the plotting, overthrowing, and the need to have sons ASAP? It sounds exhausting. Let’s bitch it out…